Hello out there! I'm supposed to fill this box with things that describe me, I suppose. Well, let's get the cheap plug out of the way first: if, for some unknown reason, you're looking at this because you enjoy my writing, you should totally go to johnsharkey.blogspot.com. It's what all the kids are doing these days.
Anywho. I study English. Sometimes, I even like it. I'll (hopefully) be graduating relatively soon. And... I kind of hate writing these kinds of things.
Counting dots on the ceiling. Baseball. Liberal politics. A well-mixed Manhattan. All of these things are good.